As the Tappet Brothers are on vacation for the summer I come to you with a problem. #2 daughter called the other day to report her car overheated and stalled. Dutiful dad fills a few milk jugs with water and heads off to the rescue where he finds the radiator bone dry. After filling the radiator he thinks to check the oil. Light mocha brown indicating water in the crankcase.
We limp home and I proceed to drain 4 gallons of the mixture from the engine. Fully expecting a blown head gasket I decide to install some sacrificial oil to at least get the car to the shop. Before adding the oil I tried to top off the radiator. Lo and Behold! Water goes in the radiator fill cap and out the crankcase drain! There is something more happening here than a simple blown head gasket!
Someone please tell me I am not going to have to buy a 3.1 liter V6 longblock.