Many, many years ago a good friend of mine was very apprehensive of her first mammogram. I offered to do the exam for her and she replied that I wasn't certified. WELL...a half hour with some graphic program and a color printer...I was CERTIFIED! She laughed so hard I think she peed her pants. Then she was no longer afraid of the test, which was my goal. She even showed my "certification" to the people at the doctor's office and they all had a good laugh and wanted to hang my certification on their wall.
So, this guy is a man after my heart!