OT: RCM Mayor Gunner

Jan 31, 2006 15 Replies

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Tom Gardner 20 years ago

Dear Mr. Mayor,

Part of the responsibility of your new office is garbage removal, what are you going to do about it? Also, you need to issue a few restraining orders, deny a few parade permits, issue more liquor licenses and tag the pedophiles. Your domain should have a mandatory carry law, whiners should be "Bitch Slapped" and OT posts should be limited to pets, firearms, humor and gloats.

It seems that you have been elected for life so you don't have to worry about reelection and can dedicate your time to using gratuitous violence where indicated.

P.S. I voted for you and contributed to your campaign so, I expect contract considerations and freedom from prosecution.

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Dave Hinz 20 years ago

Well, I'm not Gunner, but here's what _I_ am doing about the "announcement":

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Tom Gardner 20 years ago

See: "whiners should be "Bitch Slapped" "

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jim rozen 20 years ago

Ah, but you need to supply his honor with the Mt. Dew kickbacks!

:^)

Jim

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Tom Gardner 20 years ago

And, most likely packs and packs of smokes!

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Al A. 20 years ago

And what exactly was the major plank in the "Gunner for Mayor!" platform? Was it "linear bearings in every home!"?

Bah! Politicians will promise you ANYTHING...

Al A.

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Jim Stewart 20 years ago

And only veterans get to vote.

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jim rozen 20 years ago

Heh. You are sorely mis-informed sir. It was:

"Each One of You Has To Take a Cat."

Jim

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Bruce L. Bergman 20 years ago

If every household had a pet cat or dog in it, the world would be a better place - Pets teach you about responsibility and treating others humanely, and in return they give unconditional love.

Well, cats sometimes show they love you in what we would consider very odd ways, like leaving a dead mouse on your pillow, but they do. They just haven't got the idea of leaving a mint on the pillow down cold yet - yeah, that's it, that's the ticket... ;-)

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Tom Miller 20 years ago

Damn. I didn't even know he was nominated! Do we get to vote from Aus?

Tom

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Don Foreman 20 years ago

And flashlights, Mr. Mayor! Don't forget flashlights! Survivalists need good flashlights!

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tonyp 20 years ago

"Don Foreman" wrote

Now, now, Don. Flashlights are a "special interest". This is the first step down the road of "earmarks". You'll be flying the mayor to a golf course, next :-)

-- TP

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Don Foreman 20 years ago

Easy to get a tee time after dark -- if you have a good flashlight!

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ljaques 20 years ago

On Wed, 01 Feb 2006 13:06:27 -0600, with neither quill nor qualm, Don Foreman quickly quoth:

Nah, all survivalists need are a couple boxes of 9v batts, a handful of white LEDs, a handful of resistors, and a dozen rolls of black tape. ;)

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Don Foreman 20 years ago

No 4.5 volt (3 AAA) I know of uses an IC. There's a good reason for that. That said, the inexpensive little multi-LED 4.5 volt lights are quite handy. I have several of the hexagonal 8-LED jobs that sometimes sell for as little as $4.95.

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