Them: Hi my name is Zag and I am trying to reach you about your Verizon service.
Me: Hi my name is ZAG, and I am trying to reach your about your car's extended warranty.
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Them: Hi my name is Zag and I am trying to reach you about your Verizon service.
Me: ZAG, I'm so glad you called me back. You mom left her underwear at the party last night, and all the other hookers already said they weren't there's.
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Them: Hi my name is Zag and I am trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty service.
Me: So if I have a problem with me car you would help fix it, right?
Them: Yes.
Me: And it would benefit you if I prevented damage to my car right?
Them: (confused) Um, Yeah.
Me: So... THEORETICALLY, if I had a body in the trunk would you help me dispose of it so it wouldn't ruin the carpet?
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Them: Hi my name is Zag and I am trying to reach you about your car's extended protection plan.
Me: Oh, good. These thugs in my neighborhood keep stealing the hood ornament off my Rolls. Make sure the guy you send has a machine gun because there are a lot of them.
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Them: Hi my name is Zag and I am trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty service.
Me: Awesome. I've got a 41 Pontiac Chief, a 42 Willy's, and a 39 Master Deluxe. Finding parts to keep them going takes up half my week. It will be so nice to hand that over to some schmuck.