Who do I owe for silver solder?

Im trying to figure out who I owe money to for sending me silver solder. Several people did, but the wife tossed the envelopes they came in.

Please email me so I can get some money off to you.

Thanks

Gunner

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Gunner
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Gunner I am glad that you received the silver solder I sent to you. I sent about 2.5 million dollars worth, but I discounted it to $100,000. Please remit immediately.

Thanks

Joe

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Joseph Crabtree

Would you like that in cash or Cashiers check? Or could I interest you in a slightly used but much beloved kitten or 10?

Gunner

"There is no difference between communism and socialism, except in the means of achieving the same ultimate end: communism proposes to enslave men by force, socialism - by vote. It is merely the difference between murder and suicide." - Ayn Rand, from "Foreign Policy Drains U.S. of Main Weapons"

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Gunner

Take the kitten. ;-) It's more likely to actually show up than the check, and in the long run the unconditional love is worth far more.

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Bruce L. Bergman

Trouble with kittens is they grow up into cats. While the mouse hunting is well appreciated, they do cause one to 'find' hairballs in the hallways in the morning, with one's bare feet.

Yik.

Jim

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jim rozen

Indeed. Hey, ever find an air compressor? This beast is still sitting here.

Gunner, with two kittens in his lap.

"There is no difference between communism and socialism, except in the means of achieving the same ultimate end: communism proposes to enslave men by force, socialism - by vote. It is merely the difference between murder and suicide." - Ayn Rand, from "Foreign Policy Drains U.S. of Main Weapons"

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Gunner

It being a dull day, I decide to respond to what Gunner foisted Sat, 07 Aug 2004 08:27:24 GMT on rec.crafts.metalworking , viz:

Send him small unmarked bills. Ones that don't say "paid" on them.

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pyotr filipivich

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