I so much want to see an opening Saturday Night Live skit where he is running an idea by his cabinet. He wants to get back into "Star Wars", but says Reagan was thinking small. He's watched these Star Wars movies and decided that to wage a more effective war on terrorism, he wants to build a Death Star.
"It was about the size of a small moon and I don't see why we can't retrofit our moon for that purpose."
"Sir, I don't think you understand, that will destroy the entire planet."
"Well, how is that a problem if we colonize the moon? Live from New York, it's Saturday Night!"