Fairy Tale [OT]

PINOCCHIO had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about splinters when they were having sex. Pinocchio went to visit Gepetto to see if he could help.

Gepetto suggested he try a little sandpaper wherever indicated and Pinocchio skipped away enlightened.

A couple weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing happily through town and asked him, "How's the girlfriend?"

Pinocchio replied, "Who needs a girlfriend?"

Reply to
Gene Costanza
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....and now they call him "Stubby." (I said to use 1600 grit, not 60, Gepetto cries!)

Reply to
Bill Wehner

He tried to use his detail sander for a mechanized rush and got moil-ized.

Reply to
Gene Costanza

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