===
>===Jerry, here's a form letter you can use from now on, it should make >===your job
>===a lot easier:
>===
>===Category A; denials/excuses:
>===============================
>===
>===[ ] The T-Shirt thing was not my fault. Everything you hear to the
>=== contrary is just lies.
>===
>===[ ] The bounced check thing was not my fault. Everything you hear to >===the
>=== contrary is just lies.
>===
>===[ ] The crap you heard about me from (insert customer/vendor name >===here) is
>=== just lies.
>===
>===[ ] This just confirms everything about TRA and NAR that I have ever >===said.
>===
>===[ ] This just PROVES that _________ is out to get me.
>===
>===[ ] What I need is ONE impeccable dealer to simply carry some of my >===actual
>=== products.
>===
>===[ ] I don't own US Rockets any more.
>===
>===[ ] US Rockets is still my company.
>===
>===
>===Category B; ego-centricity:
>==============================
>===
>===[ ] __________ may have been well-loved by you, but now that he's >===dead, I
>=== really must tell you what an ignorant asshole he was, because he >===narced
>=== on me and didn't like me one bit. By the way, he drank a lot and >===was
>=== therefore responsible for his own death.
>===
>===[ ] (Circle One:) Mark / George / Phil / Chris / Other:____________ >===...is
>=== so blinded by their hatred of me, they fail to see the obvious - >===that I
>=== am always right.
>===
>===[ ] You changed the subject, you're illogical, and you're stupid too. >===
>===[ ] You know, if you folks would have simply done things MY WAY, you >===would
>=== never have any of these problems.
>===
>===[ ] I told you so... neener neener.
>===
>===[ ] Gosh, I never have any of these problems at MY launches.
>===
>===[ ] TRA and NAR hate rocketry. TRA and NAR hate YOU.
>=== But Jerry *loves* you. Who's your daddy? Oh, yeah.
>===
>===Category C; bizarro-logic:
>=============================
>===
>===[ ] I shipped APCP motors without a permit, ask me how!
>===
>===[ ] But APCP motors really ARE safer to ship than water! You see, >===water is
>=== H2O, two molecules of fuel with one molecule of oxidizer. By >===DOT's OWN
>=== REASONING this should be controlled even more tightly than APCP. >===
>===[ ] If NAR and TRA would simply follow the law (as I interpret it) >===everyone
>=== could ship motors anytime they wanted, store them wherever they >===wanted,
>=== and there would be a plethora of motors available from hundreds >===of
>=== manufacturers.
>===
>===Category D; ingratiating sycophanty and miscellaneous commentary:
>==================================================================== >===
>===[ ] Welcome to RMR, this is the sort of uncivilized behavior you >===should
>=== expect here (except from me, I really am above that sort of >===thing).
>===
>===[ ] __________, you really rock! You da man!
>===
>===[ ] Allow ME to welcome you to high-powered rocketry, which I >===invented.
>===
>===[ ] This should be in the FAQ
>===
>===Category E; Rambling, Incoherent, abusive diatribes filled with >===vulgarity
>===and megalomaniacal drivel:
>==================================================================== >===
============================================== Put some color in your cheeks...garden naked! "The original frugal ponder" ~~~~ } ~~~~~~ } ~~~~~~~ }