Rocket related conspiracy theory (amusing)

Like when you would go into a really bad classroom... and there were pencils stuck in the ceiling tiles...LOL

That explains alot of things...!!!

Airborne? or OMG not the Blitzkrieg of the Munchkin Armor Corps! Any good SUV with a varmint/deer rifle could stop that invasion and keep the Animal Rights Activists happy as we would not be shooting Prairie Dogs, Gophers, Crows...etc.

Now don't discount the Munchkin Armed Forces so badly. Remember they're masters of camouflage, we could end up with a real guerilla war on our hands! And I'd forgotten about the Flying Monkeys, especially if they're air dropping Munchkin paratroopers. We could be in serious doo doo here folks! Don't say I haven't offered sufficient warning about this..........

Will they retaliate with the dreaded Flying Monkeys? or maybe the Munchkin Airborne? or OMG not the Blitzkrieg of the Munchkin Armor Corps! Any good SUV with a varmint/deer rifle could stop that invasion and keep the Animal Rights Activists happy as we would not be shooting Prairie Dogs, Gophers, Crows...etc.

We'd really be in some serious doo doo if the Flying Monkeys are dropping something other than Munchkin paratroopers. Considering the propensity of primates for flinging filth at zoo visitors, the thought of _flying_ monkeys is very scary indeed.

something other than Munchkin paratroopers. Considering the propensity of primates for flinging filth at zoo visitors, the thought of _flying_ monkeys is very scary indeed.

I opted to forego that part of the discussion since there's no shortage of flying primate droppings on the list already ;-) Besides, that's all we need now, a Weapon of Mass Doo-doo, on top of everything else. Ah, for those simple days when we only had to worry about the Cold War and eminent nuclear destruction. Of course we'd have the BATF on our side for this one, and if they could just convince the flying monkeys that van over there was our mobile HQ and they'd attack it........... Along those lines the Wicked Witch probably would count as their Stealth Bomber. Cast a spell, poof, invisible. About the best we could hope for then is one of those fireballs she throws catoing on her. And if we did pay attention to the man behind the curtain, would that be a counter intelligence ploy to distract us? We better open an embassy there quick and start negociations before things get too serious (unlike this thread).

Chuck

It's the flying pigs that worry me, have you guys ever been to a hog farm?

The only pigs were in the beginning of the movie when Dorothy fell in the hog pen at her uncles farm, so that doesn't quite count (thems patriotic pigs). Of course in "Return to Oz" Dorothy DID find that key over by the hog trough that led her to Tick Tock, the Army of Oz. Hmmm, maybe them pigs is double agents after all (Yo! Mr Homeland Security cop, here's a doughnut, go investigate them swine!). And I'd forgotten about Tick Tock too, he wasn't alive so he can't be killed.

Flying monkeys going ape shit. Paratrooping, camouflaging guerilla warfare Munkins Stealth bomber witches Double agent hogs NOW an army we can't kill!!!

And all we have is the BATF and a decoy van....AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Isn't this better than some of the digressions here? :-)

Yeah, the WWoW landed on Phil Stein's rocket the other day; she said it was minimum diameter...

THEN, he goes and marries her!!!!!!!

Who luvs ya, Phil, Baybee?!

BTW, ask the witch where I left my Platinum Cross pen. The last time I used it was when she and I were checking out of the Bump-and-Grind Inn...

I said... who luvs, ya, Baybee? :-)>