I could hop a 7 to Times Square, transfer to an A, B, C or D to Columbus Circle.
Directions to Central Park? Well, yeah, BUT imagine carrying one previously-flown Mega-Nuke, EZ-UP and other accoutrements including a printed pile of crap that Schumer and Lautenberg have spewed with some corroborative, supporting evidence? I don't have any priors so I'd eventually get an ROR. Might not get the rocket back but hey, it's only money. Might be press, too.
Besides, prior to getting pinched, I'd get to gawk at beautiful women for a little while. I should practice my "Construction Worker Aria".
The 7'd be kindy dicey but nothing would raise an eyebrow on an A train. Trust me.