Happy Holidays Everyone!
Here is an assortment of random-subject riddles, having absolutely *nothing* to do with the season (nor scale modeling)...yet funny nevertheless. And they are non-threatening (in a PC way), so you may safely share them with your families over the holidays.
I think I like #21 best of all...
:o)
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- How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.
- How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way, Unique Up On It.
- How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path
- How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It.
- What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!
- What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroids
- What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick
8.. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?Nacho Cheese.
9.. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?Subordinate Clauses.
- What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quattro Sinko..
- What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.
- What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.
- What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.
- What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.
- Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.
- Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.
- Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.
- What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.
- What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?
The Location Of The Dirt Bag.
- Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.
- What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang! A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.
- How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer
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Now, admit it. At least one of these made you smile.