May you rot in hell...
But seriously, you should more vigorously impose your own values on that troublesome "club" layout. And make sure that everyone who attempts to contribute complies with your requirements. That way you will not have to put up with members whose trains do not please you. And you will have the additional benefit of exposing your open house visitors to only those things you approve of.
I wish I had a modeler like Glenn that I could share train fun with.
56, I too grew up with the Lionel 027 trains that my Dad bought for me and set up every Christmas. And like others, I now have a large HO layout. But also have the Lionel train table set up and running along another wall of the basement. With all the lighted Plasticville buildings and accessories. You would hate it. But you have no idea how pleasing it is for me and my friends. It is really amazing.You know what the neatest thing is, is watching little kids big eyes fascination with the trains, big and small. Like when I was a kid and enjoyed all my cousins' and uncles' Christmas "train gardens" in Baltimore during the 50's.
Good thing we didn't have a twisted person like you back then, ridiculing and condemning the trains that others took so much delight in. You deserve your own private hell.
With Extreme Contempt and Vile Feelings for You,
Best "Regards"
Robert