The local locksmith, a real good guy, charges 60 bucks, and the key works.
> I foolishly asked him about jiggle keys, and I hit a nerve. To say the > least.
>
> So I bought the jiggle keys on the internet, and have met with some success.
> If the car doesnt crank, we trash it. If it runs, the locksmith cuts us a > real key.
>
> But the jiggle keys *I* got only seem to work on about 25% of what we're
> interested in.
For "jiggle keys", that's excellent results. They are a scam. Your lucky they work that often.
> So my questions are these:
> 1) Should I buy a real fancy set of 100 or so jiggle keys? From who?
See above
2) Should I buy a gun? Electric or manual? From who?
Pick guns don't work on cars. But they will damage them.
3) Should I buy a lockpick set? How big? From who?
Pick sets usually won't work on ignition locks - except the ones specifically designed for a particular lock. Two different ones for GM. Two different ones for Ford. One for (some) Chryslers. And they all go for about $125 - $300 EACH. And then you need to know how to use them (which takes practice). They're not a magic wand.
And what about transponders and VATS keys? Picking will only get them to turn on. It won't start the car.
4) Should I try to cut a deal with the locksmith ?
Deal???? He's only charging you sixty bucks as it is. The cheapest I charge to make keys to a car is about $80 ($45 service charge plus $35 to make the first key) and that's something really simple.
Sixty bucks is okay if _you're_ providing the (*good*) code. ($45 S/C + $15 for a key by code)
"Come in, cut the key, some cars will crank some will not. We pay for
the ones that crank, you
keep the other keys."
You're joking right? It takes the same amount of time to make a key to a car that won't start as it takes to make a key for one that does.
Lemmie ask you this... I assume you tow wrecks for insurance companies. What if they offered to pay you only for the cars that weren't totaled? Even at that, at least you'd have the wreck to sell to a junk yard. What should the locksmith do with the "other keys"? It's not like he can sell them to anyone else.
Our need is about ten cars a month, a smith could
> come in once a month.
Well that would save you multiple service charges.
Would a locksmith go for a deal like that?
You mean, "eat" the keys that he makes to any car that won't run? Not one that wasn't _desperate_ for work. I certainly wouldn't
I'd ask the guy, but s*it, I already offended him when I asked about jiggle keys,
> and I don't want to piss him off.
What your asking would definitely do it. I don't appreciate it when someone devalues _my_ work.
> But sixty bucks a key is too much, for the kind of crap we deal with.
As I said before, (model for model) it's the same amount of work and takes the same expensive tools and equipment, to make a key for a piece of crap as it does to make a key for a cream puff. The locksmith's time, skill, and investment in the proper tools to perform the work is no less valuable just because the car won't run, is it?
If it
> only cranks but wont start, so be it, we buy the key. But a lot of these
> engines are simply dead - frozen for eternity. So I *gotta* find an > alternative.
Why not hot-wire the starter to see if it will crank? Of course that won't work on a VATS car, but neither will picking (or jiggle keys) in that case.
If you're just worried about the ones that are seized up, put a socket and breaker-bar on the harmonic balance nut and see if it will turn.
> I'm not trying to cut the locksmith out.
No. You just trying to get him to help absorb _your_ loss.
He can still come out and cut to
> code. But we cant afford sixty bucks for no-starts, and *THATS* what I want
> to eliminate.
>
I'm sure a big part of that sixty bucks is the service charge. Why not have him come out once a month like you said, and just pay him for each key he makes (he is entitled to be paid for any work he does, isn't he) plus one service charge? That should reduce your cost substantially, while still paying the locksmith what he is honesty due.