Was told of this the other night:
This guy goes to work in the morning.He leaves a set of keys on the front seat of his truck.He had another set with him and left the keys on the seat planning to remove them later.
About first break, one of his co-workers walks up and tells him "Some guy in a tow truck came and took your truck!"
Dismissing this as a joke, he went back to work.
Lunchtime he comes out and the truck is in fact gone.
Another employee had called a tow truck because his keys were locked in, and the tow truck driver saw a red chevy truck, saw the keys, and took it.
After calling the wrecker company, the guy got his truck back, and the tow truck driver says "I'm sorry"
Can't repeat the reply.