Twelve cops with Slim Jims Eleven tow truck drivers (opening cars) Ten junky locks from Home Depot to rekey Nine Locked file cabinets Eight Superglued storefronts Seven Keys a Swinging (in the ignition) Six Gripers Griping Five..... Golden..... keyrings...... Four calls from Roadside Assistance Three Locked in Children Two Deadbolt Installs And my keys are locked in a MAzda TR3