- posted 17 years ago
Twelve cops with Slim Jims
Eleven tow truck drivers (opening cars)
Ten junky locks from Home Depot to rekey
Nine Locked file cabinets
Eight Superglued storefronts
Seven Keys a Swinging (in the ignition)
Six Gripers Griping
Five..... Golden..... keyrings......
Four calls from Roadside Assistance
Three Locked in Children
Two Deadbolt Installs
And my keys are locked in a MAzda TR3