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WOW, you locksmiths are going to get a laugh.

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I can't wait till somebody tries to pick that medeco alarm switch. We could be here till the next century waiting for that.

And just think of all the fun they will have trying to open vending machines with the "compact tubular lock picker and video"

These guys have to be kidding. Actually, it reminds me a lot of "buy real estate with no money down" or, perhaps, "I'm from Nigeria and I have some money I need moved out of the country"

Well, hey, maybe the kids can have fun with the laser slingshot.

And don't get me wrong either, I'm all in favor of backyard innovation and I wish the folks success in their new venture.

Reply to
Regge trajectories
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"When you want something in the worst way, that's generally the way you get it."

Reply to
Joe Kesselman

Locksmiths are mostly crude, uneducated morons who attempt to hide their bag of tricks under a smoke screen of secrecy.

This worked well until the Internet.

Now that the cat is out of the bag it's fairly obvious that any idiot with an 80 IQ can pick most locks.

They may never be a Hank Spicer, but the reality is most locksmiths aren't and in fact most locksmiths don't even have the the reading skills to read some of Hank's books and actually learn something other than how to use a rotary pick.

Apply a battery voltage and snip the wires. No need to fuss with the switch.

Nobody opens vending machines. There just isn't enough inside to make it worth the trouble. If you want it that badly, smash the glass or take the entire machine and cut it open at home.

Or better yet, cart the machine home and then call a locksmith and tell him you lost the keys.

I'm sure he will be happy to make the $49.00. BWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAA

The plumbing trade used to be the *butt* of all jokes but now it seems that locksmithing has become the new joke in town.

Reply to
open.sores

Hank was a personal friend of mine. Who are you?

Reply to
Bob DeWeese, CML, CJS

snipped-for-privacy@yahoo.com trolled in message

---snip the clueless ones message---

if you really believe that ? there must be "open.sores" in your clueless brain...

cross-posted back to find the clueless one...

Reply to
Key

another clueless troll !

Reply to
Key

I was referring to "open.sores" not you Bob...

g'day

Reply to
Key

I know.

:)

Reply to
Bob DeWeese, CML, CJS

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