Yea.... I wouldn't want this call...

EEEEEYOW-

It appears that "somebody was screwing somebody"

Ever notice how much this comes up in conversation?-LOL

goma.

Two weeks!!! A hacksaw? That sounds like it might do more harm than good.

R.S.:

Think of it this way, if he had left it on it would have contributed something to the average I.Q. of the emerging population....

Regards,

Edward Hennessey

I wonder if the locksmith tried "rapping" it open-OMG-LMAO

goma.

The look on the guy's face if the lockie used a 18 volt drill with about a two foot long drill bit?

I bet the locksmith never saw the guys face. When he got to the hospital the only thing he saw was a hole in the sheet with the guys groin in view.

I heard a story on the radio several years back where some guy had his Willie in a piece of stainless steel pipe. The doctors burned up their diamond bone saw and then called in a plumber. The patient had made a full recovery in spite of the worry of gangrene.

I can top all of them..... When I was on a fire department in Iowa the rig (Truck Co. No. 1) I was on got a call to one of the local hospitals. When we arrived we were briefed on the situation. Seems as though the patient had a ball bearing stuck on his private part. No sheet with a hole in it here... It had been on there for a couple of weeks. It was one of the most gross things I have ever seen. We ended up using a Moto-Tool with a diamond blade to cut the bearing off. I wouldn't post this for a million bucks if I couldn't back it up. Anyone needs proof let me know.

Leon Rowell

Roger Shoaf wrote:

the weirdo wasn't from Brentwood. he was from kissimmee fl. we all know what weirdo lives in kissimmee fl.

If the 'victim' kept half of the key, then a locksmith would be able to remove the other half without too much difficulty, then make a copy.

Best one since a French husband made his wife wear a chastity belt to work. He wondered why she did not make too much fuss about it until he found out she was having an affair with the factory locksmith.