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Cant lose biz opportunity

Thanks to the leftists for ruining the economy and raising my cost of living by$150 a month! Grrrrr.... Bottom line... I need a new source of income. Im tired of turning down job offers (27 so far) because they required moving or because the salary wouldnt support my lifestyle. The obvious solution was to enroll in Trump University but cash is a little tight for that. I did the next best thing and binge read many business advice web sites. Ive barely come up for air for two days but because of my abilities I now have what some might...might call a poor mans MBA.

The main thing I learned is that I need a business plan. But Crom they all seem to be deliberately complicated and hard to understand by normal people. I honed in on the important elements and came up with an improved version with an accelerated timeline to fit my needs.

  1. Concept (yesterday morning)
  2. Proof of concept (yesterday afternoon)
  3. Franchise (today)

I am offering my friends here first dibs on exclusive territories in my new operation. The biz is called BCSRMS (beverage containment system recovery and monetization strategy) The details arent as important as what you get as a franchisee.

  1. A protected territory. No competition!
  2. Training based on my extensive engineering and business acumen.
  3. Proven profits!

All that for only $100! Call soon as Ive already used up most of my cell minutes this month.

Reply to
Gunner Asch
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Reply to
raykeller

Snerk!

LOL!

Gunner

Reply to
Gunner

How do you attract these numbskulls?

Reply to
Tom Gardner

By insulting people, by threatening them with death, and by lying through his teeth -- the trifecta of people with chronic insecurities.

It pisses some people off. Notice that Gunner has attracted quite a few who throw it right back at him.

Reply to
edhuntress2

Its a knack. Shrug. Dangle shiney things in front of them, make fun of their Leftism and buffoonery..and they go even further insane. Im hoping that the law changes so their neighbors can simply put them down like rabid dogs.

Gunner

Reply to
Gunner

Numbskulls of a feather as the old saying goes. One can't be as abusive as Gunner and expect not to get blowback.

Reply to
Winston_Smith

Why should I get any blowback? Im a fan of the First Amendment meaning I get to say whatever I want. Even if I lie (which I never do) or threaten thats no reason for people to make fun of me. Just because I bragged about owning a lot of land free and clear doesnt mean I deserved to have all my liens exposed and be forced to admit Im a renter. Just because I complained about tax loving dems was no reason to have my tax dodging exposed. Just because I complain about useless eaters shouldnt cause anyone to mock me for the millions it costs taxpayers to fix my familys health issues. And just because I post more off topic conservative wisdom than anyone was no reason for me to be made into a punching bag. Somehow... somehow... these bastards came up with the crazy idea that Im a hypocrite. Obviously they have reading comprehension issues due to living in their moms basement. I have absolute proof of that and will post it at the appropriate time. Unlike my critics who make up criticisms of me and never prove anything. They should be culled as Ive said many times, and they will be bulldozed into mass graves in the very near future. And I will NOT sell any them franchises in my new BCSRMS biz no matter how much they beg! Speaking of that, Im having a sale today. $75 for each territory or 2 for $160.

Reply to
Gunner Asch

ROFLMAO!!!

Reply to
Gunner

Well, I'm putting the set of .41 dies that you gifted me to good use, nice caliber! Thanks!

Reply to
Tom Gardner

Ah, Tom, can't you tell when you're responding to a forgery? Gunner didn't write that stuff complaining that it's unreasonable for readers to think he's a hypocrite. He's actually quite the turn the other cheek type of person considering that people have been forging his name. That's something I know all too much about. I'm sick and tired of having my name forged as well. Gunner, can we get together and hire a law firm to take down these forgers? Tom, would you be willing to chip in? The three of us together at maybe $5000 each ought to be enough of a retainer to interest a capable law firm. They might even take payments on the balance of their fee. This could be a great investment opportunity for us.

Reply to
Heywood Jablome

Sure, my brother is a lawyer, just send me your share and he will give us a 20% discount. I can take your credit card.

Reply to
Tom Gardner

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