This noise has gone on long enough. It is time for me to put this issue to rest. I feel compelled to do so.
Firstly: One knows, presumably, how much oil is in the engine, because the engine capacity is listed in the Owner's Manual, and one has a DIPSTICK.
For example, my owner's manual calls for 4.5 quarts of oil. This is not -quite- correct, because the oil filter retains 1/2 quart. How do I know this? I've measured it. 4.5 quarts leaves the engine short
1/2 quart on the dipstick after an oil change, after the engine has been started to permeate it.
Nextly: One measure the amount of oil withdrawn from the engine.
When the filter is removed, so is 1/2 quart of engine oil. The remaining can be measured ( as I do ) by pumping it into empty 1 gallon milk jugs.
So let's put all this together now.
Before my oil change I check the engine level and it reads FULL on the dipstick, or down 1/2 quart or whatever.
If it reads down 1/2 quart because it was burned-off, then I can expect a) 1/2 quart depletion by removing the oil filter and b) 1 each filled 1-gallon milk jug.
If I get less than that, I know the *missing* oil is still in the engine somewhere, and the vacuum method missed something because the tube didn't make it to the bottom of the oil sump.
The remainder of this is left as a field exercise for the readership.
Lg