This ought to get things going.
My wife is having a hysterectomy very soon and she wants us to get together with another couple after she feels better and ceremonially destroy her remaining supply of unused tampons. The women are talking fire here; just tossing them into a bonfire.
My first reaction was not very good but then I thought about it. Women go through a lot of emotions with this surgery and this may well be part of a healthy process.
So, having become more comfortable with the idea, I got to thinking about something a bit more spectacular. My first thought was a modified potato gun (which I happen to have) to launch them into the fire. It would be fairly simple to come up with a different size barrel for either my hair spray or my compressed air gun. Then it occurred to me that this might be a good time to build a breech loading air powered gun. Finally, I wondered if it is possible to ignite them and shoot flaming ones. I haven't any idea of how to do that but the image of a flaming tampon in the air seems striking.
Any creative thoughts out there? I am looking for any and all ideas related to the spectacular destruction of these things.
I have a fairly complete woodshop + Sherline lathe and mill. No way to weld but I can sweat solder and do limited silver soldering.
Surgery is on 11/11 so time is a bit short.
many thanks in advance. Roger