From the motorcycle ng, for your enjoyment:
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>An 80 year old man went to the doctor for a check-up and the doctor was
>amazed at what good shape the guy was in. The doctor asked, "To what do you
>attribute your good health?"
>
>The old timer said, "I'm a dirt biker and that's why I'm in such good shape.
>I'm up well before daylight on
>Sundays and out sliding around corners, "shootin" sand washes and riding up
>and down the steepest, gnarliest
>hills I can find at the crack of dawn."
>
>The doctor said, "Well, I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to
>it. How old was your dad when he died?" The old timer said, "Who said my >dad's dead?"
>
>The doctor said, "You mean you're 80 years old and your dad's still alive?
>How old is he?"
>
>The old timer said, "He's 99 years old and, in fact, he went riding with me
>this Sunday, and that's why he's
>still alive... he's a dirt biker."
>
>The doctor said, "Well, that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it. How
>about your dad's dad? How old was he when he died?"
>
>The old timer said, "Who said my grandpa's dead?"
>
>The doctor said, "You mean you're 80 years old and your grandfather's still
>living! How old is he?"
>
>The old timer said, "He's 117 years old."
>
>The doctor was getting frustrated at this point and said, "I guess he went
>dirt bikin' with you this Sunday too?"
>
>The old timer said, "No... Grandpa couldn't go this week because he got >married."
>
>The Doctor said in amazement, "Got married!! Good Lord!!! Why would a
>117-year-old guy want to get married?"
>The old timer said, "Who said he wanted to?"
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