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I need some baby seals.
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Why? Do you have a new club that need's breaking in? In a pinch, you can use kittens for that.
Are you in China? Randy
That might help cure my problem with s***ty cats around here! Gerry :-)} London, Canada
Do the kittens last very well when you use them on baby seals?
Mark Rand RTFM
On Sat, 31 Mar 2007 18:40:21 +0100, with neither quill nor qualm, Mark Rand quickly quoth:
Ida thunk their little skull woulda split kinda easy when being used in club format.
Naw, you need a "Cat-A-Pult"® ;-)
I already use one to launch hard water missiles (half size ice cubes), haven't scored a hit yet, but the coefficient of acceleration is very high when I hit the tin shed at the back corner of the yard. Gerry :-)} London, Canada
Around here a "hard water missile" is tap water with too much dissolved lime. :(
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