The New Ruger's Pistol
New Pistol
Ruger is coming out with a new pistol in honor of members of the United States Senate and the House of Representatives.
It will be called the Congressman. It doesnt work and you cant fire it.
One could not be a successful Leftwinger without realizing that, in contrast to the popular conception supported by newspapers and mothers of Leftwingers, a goodly number of Leftwingers are not only narrow-minded and dull, but also just stupid. Gunner Asch
It's sure to become collectible.
No matter how many Ruger makes, most will be melted down for scrap after the next election.
And you can only buy it on time payments with a balance due that increases forever.
Probably comes with bullets made out of environmentally responsible, renewable wood sources. No lead in the bullets either - that would pollute the environment - and the innocent victim that is routing through your house.
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