[OT] break-in update

How about a moat full of sharks with lasers on their heads and an excessively slow dipping mechanism?

On Sat, 03 Sep 2005 02:44:34 GMT, the blithe spirit "Tom Gardner" clearly indicated:

Either that or the CPST reps were the bad guys all along.!?

If I were you, I'd have one in place BEFORE they come back, knowwhatImean,Vern? Just a thought.

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ALL I WANT ARE SHARKS WITH FREAKING LASERS ON THEIR HEADS, IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR ? ...REALLY

ROFLMAO

I tried that! It's difficult to maintain the right salinity in the moat.

WEBCAM! WEBCAM! Show us your TWITS!

Well the obvious solution to that is piranha. Karl

We've got a 6-footish alligator up for adoption running around in a park lake in Long Beach CA - The guys who raised and abandoned him when he got too big to keep as a pet have been arrested for it, but they haven't been able to catch and remove him yet. Come out here and get him, and he's yours...

Here, Spot! Here, boy! ;-P

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Excellent idea. They're legal in the US unlike the piranha. Karl

Then I would have to heat the moat in the winter!

I'd ask Gunner to pick him up for me and ship him here! But Gunner might have recipes...

Most reptiles taste more or less like birds, though some can be a bit chewy. They're more savory and less chewy if cooked a bit.

California, what's not to like about California? If ya wanna hug the 'gator you'll need a young 'gator-hugger Son from Florida who's sold some tourist tickets to make it worthwhile, though a six-footer is a junior 'gator that might not sell many tickets.

In California, the proper procedure might be to have duly ordained authority review the situation and attempt to relocate said 'gator to nature's bosom. In some other locales they'd just shoot it.

Gator makes pretty holsters too.

Gunner

"Pax Americana is a philosophy. Hardly an empire. Making sure other people play nice and dont kill each other (and us) off in job lots is hardly empire building, particularly when you give them self determination under "play nice" rules.

Think of it as having your older brother knock the shit out of you for torturing the cat." Gunner

Nice boots : Nice cuffs : Nice aprons : Nice lots of stuff. A large business was squashed years ago when the gaters were put on protected status. Now it is dinner and boot time once again - more gaters than the south can handle.

Yes - East Texas gets gaters playing around on golf greens.

Martin

Martin Eastburn @ home at Lions' Lair with our computer lionslair at consolidated dot net NRA LOH, NRA Life NRA Second Amendment Task Force Charter Founder

Gunner wrote:

Yup. Kinda like chicken.