OT: My spiffy new outfit

I'm anxious to know, Mike, just what hand you've been dealt. This sounds, ahh, serious and whimsical at the same time. I mean, you can buy a pair of jeans at Wall-Mart for $10.44.

Gary Brady Awston, Tehksez

On 26 May 2005 19:51:26 -0700, the inscrutable "MikeMandaville" spake:

OR you could learn to drive more defensively.

Uh, didn't I just flush -that- particular false theory down the swirly last week? It didn't take much at all and numerous others chimed in as well, proving that my head's still seeing daylight. ;)

Hey, Mike. Got daylight?

"In the first it is ridiculed; in the second, it is resisted; in the third, it is considered self-evident." - Schopenhauer

Tim

-- "California is the breakfast state: fruits, nuts and flakes." Website:

Mister Jaques, I see that you consider me to be inscrutable. According to _The American Heritage=AE Dictionary of the English Language_, "Something that is inscrutable cannot be fathomed by means of investigation or scrutiny". Sir, since your entire case against me was based upon your self-professed ability to somwhow divine my inner nature, you therefore are now informing us that your case had no merit. To put it shortly, Sir, you are a fraud.

Mister Jaques, I see that you have decided to shout at me again. The last time you addressed yourself to me, you were shouting at me also. And the time before that, when you were addressing yourself to me, you were actually shouting at me one more time. Since you have already demonstrated yourself to be a fraud, why do you bother to shout? Does it look to you like I will be bowing down before you? Are you actually blind, Sir? You certainly appear to be.

Mister Jaques, what you are offering us here is a strange mixture of slander, violence and self-perceived humor. I don't see anyone laughing though, except you. Sir, I regret to inform you that your racist remark, your death threat, your slander, your shouting, and your various other forms of abuse do not make you into some sort of literary phenomenon. I regret to inform you that you have demonstrated yourself to be an asshole.

Mike Mandaville

have a good day

On 30 May 2005 18:20:58 -0700, the oblivious "MikeMandaville" spewed:

Buy a clue, Mikey. The header words are changed regularly, as are the sig files. I happen to be using "inscrutable" and "spake" this month. (It's dark in there, isn't it?)

You consider a capitalized word "OR" to be shouting at you, you're even more of a sad and paranoid creature than I first thought.

Look at your monitor more closely. You'll eventually see -all- of us laughing at you. Hey, is your real name "Mr. Magoo"? Fess up!

You have simply GOT to be KIDDING. If this reply of yours isn't a joke, you're further insane than I could dare to imagine.

Bwahahaha! Somebody lock this bozo up, and hurry, before he causes an accident. (I almost blew tea all over my monitor while reading this schizoid ranting.)

I'll give you one point, though, Mikey. You didn't add a "c" to my last name as far too many people do.

Ta!

P.S: Every single facet of your reply to me proves your total inscrutability to anyone outside your little world, dude. Well, unless the entire thing was a joke. Then we all understand and salute you for the creativity with which it was presented.

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