How Many Newsgroup Posts Does It Take To Change a Light bulb?
Answer: 412
1 to change the light bulb and post it to the board that the light bulb has been changed.4 to respond and share similar experiences.
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.27 to point out spelling errors and grammatical errors in postings about changing light bulbs.
53 to flame the spell checkers.156 to write to the administrator to complain about the lightbulb discussion and its inappropriateness to the board.
111 to defend the relevance of the light bulb discussion.27 to post website addresses where one can see different examples of light bulbs.
14 to complain that the website addresses are incorrect and post the correct ones.12 to "leave the board forever" because they can't handle the lightbulb controversy.