Dear IRS,
>Enclosed is my 2004 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes.
>Please note the attached article from USA Today, wherein you will see
>the Pentagon is paying $171.50 for hammers and NASA has paid $600.00 >for a toilet seat.
>I am enclosing four toilet seats (value $2400) and six hammers (value
>$1029), bringing my total remitted to $3429.00.
>Please apply the overpayment of $22.00 to the "Presidential Election
>Fund," as noted on my return. You can do this inexpensively by sending
>them one 1.5" Phillips Head screw (article from USA Today detailing
>how HUD pays $22.00 each for 1.5" Phillips Head Screws is enclosed for
>your convenience.)
>It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look
>forward to paying it again next year.
>Sincerely,
>A Satisfied Taxpayer !!!!!!!!!!!
=============== Some, but not all, of this is cover for "black programs." It shows the danger of allowing these hidden costs/programs as it is no longer possible to tell if the US taxpayers is getting gouged/ripped off, and/or by whom.
At the core Congress is at fault for not having the cajones to insert non-fungabality and geographic limitation clauses in all the authorization/appropriations bills, and not demanding separate authorization/appropriations bills for the at least the functions [think matrix organization structure] if not the individual agencies.
It is wisely said that if we don't get what we want, we get what we deserve.
Uncle George