OK according to YOU the 30 years of screwing over those dumb enough to take your word is really only 8! And the county smacking liens on you year after year is just their incompetence! And the houses all around you only appear to exist because the incompetents at Google don't know when their own photos are taken! And you make $75 an hour but never have any money! Summary: You are the victim of a bizarre combination of incompetence and I should believe that over my lying eyes because you say so!
The only thing that lying your way out of being accused of being a liar can accomplish is convince people that you're an INCOMPETANT liar. Here's what I would do if I were you and I really was the victim of all that incompetence. I would take some pictures of the house and neighborhood to show how different they are from Google's erroneous ones and I'd show those. And I'd sue the county for habitually making me look like a reprobate and I'd force them to write a public apology. And I would show off munged images of my current credit cards and checks and $75 an hour billing to prove I was an upstanding businessman. And I'd show my internet bill to prove that I wasn't really dead broke and mooching off a neighbor. In short I'd do ALL the easy things that a dipshit lying crackpot COULDN'T do.
Prove me and the county and Google wrong any time you feel up to it you incompetent liar.