I hate to do it but I need to raise my fees. For many years they've been $75 an hour plus $25 an hour for travel time and $.50 per mile. But that was before Hillary raised the cost of smokes and fuel and before I discovered that I needed unlimited cell data so I could keep up with my Facebook audience.
I was hoping to find a job but since that hasnt worked out for the last couple of years, my new rate will be $149 an hour which includes all travel expenses. It sounds like a lot but keep in mind that I don't work many hours. And remember what you get for your money. The whole migilla from marketing strategy to aerospace and everything in between. Plus any time Im on your premises or sleeping in your parking lot you have an armed guard at no extra charge. Got enemies? I can handle those for you. Personally if local, otherwise I will use a member of my national murder squad which I keep on standby at all times. Continenil US only please.
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Mark R. Wieber Coyote Engineering326 Olive Ave Taft, California (805-732-5308