I am now going to start drinking fine Scotch whisky in rememberance of my aunt, my only aunt, my Auntie Margery, Margery Semple, who was partial to a drop herself and who died yesterday aged about 84.
I may post some more tonight, but probably not. You do not have to and probably should not listen if I do. A drunk person can only find the right keys to so much text anyway, and this is not my home even though it seems close to it sometimes.
You do not have to let me stay. Unlike my Auntie, who would at least feel obliged to.
Damn.
Sorry,
-- Peter Fairbrother