Re: [CAT] And some people say cats are evil...

// The Morgantown resident said she was getting a spare house key out her car's trunk on Monday when her cat Mork, one of three in the car, stepped on the automatic door lock. She couldn't unlock the door because she had left her car keys on the driver's seat. //

Notice that not only does she leave her regular housekeys locked inside the house when she leaves in the car with her cats, but she also leaves her car keys inside the closed car when she gets back home and has to go to the car's trunk to get a spare housekey.

She probably /also/ had a spare set of car keys inside the /house/ for the [other] times when she leaves her carkeys locked inside the car, but unfortunately this time she was [predictably] locked out of both places.

And another thing...

How do we know it was actually Mork the cat who locked her out of the car; maybe she locked herself out [again] and didn't want to admit to the Morgantown FD that she had done it *again*.

And another thing....

Why does she call the FD for help with this kind of problem? Don't they have better things to do than solve silly careless keyhandler problems?

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Mike Easter
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Public servants, taxpayer. There's a symbiosis here. Besides, firemen are always getting cats out of trees, kittens out of drain pipes, and so on. Why not? They've got axes and stuff to do it with.

Follow up to story: What's weird is that they smashed the driver's side window to unlock the door. This makes the car really drafty considering the windshield was already gone.

I made the last part up.

Reply to
HeyBub

Reminds me of a dog I had. Good old "dobe", a part shepherd-part collie. Good Dog. We had him fenced in.The first time he got loose, I saw which way he went and knew exactly what he was going after.

While my wife totally freaked and had every kid over 7 in the neighborhood looking for him, I calmly went out on the back porch, sat down, and popped a cold one.

Was'nt any more than 15 minutes later, here he comes strutting thruogh the back gate just as jolly as could be, right up to the porch and sat down beside me. I gave him a little drink-LOL

In the later years, he did'nt even have to run off. Female dogs would jump the fence. Dobe would share his food, water, his house-But NEVER Burritos that I gave him.(Growl!!!!)

Good old boy.

goma.

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goma865

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