German Readers

I gave you the context. I told you it was an engineering program and had a line:

Sicherheitszahl v=

Once again I realise I should have clearly spelt it was a calculator - I never implied it was part of a sentence or continous prose.....

Michael

You could be in trouble when you start the fabrication using a Federkraftlichtbogenschweissen as you might need the services of a Rechtsschutzversicherungsgesellschaften if it goes wrong. You will probably wish to Fahrgastausstiegswunschtaste and get off.

Brilliant. Translation and an ironic understanding of British food.

Makes me feel even worse that I can only get just about order a beer without a translator in Germany.

Charles

LOL! That one wasn't fair!

Nick

How about this one Nick

While eating my oberammergaueralpenkräuterdelikatessenfrühstückskäse reading about rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz and arzneimittelausgabenbegrenzungsgesetz as they are both in my verantwortungszuständigkeiten I was startled by a noise from the heizölrückstoßabdämpfung. ( good one this as there are no repeating characters)

Come on Nick

The must be a long German word which translates to something like "I think someone is trying to take the piss"

Archie

How about Dudelsackpfeifenmachergesellenherbergekuechengehilfe?

Wolfgang