How to build a Uranus - rover ? ? ? ? ?

I want to send a probe to Uranus next year and I need a robot - rover to explore the planet.
What do I need ?

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Bruno Beam wrote:

more developed sense of humor
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Oh we changed the name of that planet years ago because of that stupid old joke. It is now Urectum.
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Patience.
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Oh yes, and money. Lots of money.
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Lets not forget a tender, and loving touch.
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They have a pill size robot with a camera built in, You could swallow it, and in a few hours it'll reach it's destination. Along the way it'll take thousands of digital photographs too.
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Indeed, you speak truly (news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/651014.stm). The truth can sometimes be stranger (or scarier?) than fiction. It's certainly cheaper than a NASA mission...
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Crosspost to scot.tld removed. What is that group for, anyway? It's not on Earthlink's server but Google is of course filled with crossposts responding to this net.troll.
But I was surprised no one gave this answer:
In comp.robotics.misc,scot.tld    , On 14 Dec 2004 15:51:51 -0800, zendo_joystick_ankh snipped-for-privacy@yahoo.com.br (Bruno Beam) wrote:

A Ford Probe. According to the guys on Car Talk, it's the perfect vehicle for a proctologist.
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A couple years back I discovered that the son of a friend of mine was doing research on robotics and medical systems.
So I immediately wrote the son inquiring about what he was doing.
He sent me back a long email with several attached documents explaining the mechanical arm contraption that was to be used to check prostates.
The attached documents had nice diagrams showing how the patient, a man, would lie on his side and the mechanical contraption would enter from the back end and er... poke around at the subject organ.
I decided then and there that whatever I did, it sure would not involve medical applications of robots! :-)ooooooo
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