And yes.. Santa *Is* real... Just ask NORAD!

Dec 24, 2005 3 Replies

Better be good folks! He's on the move!



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Tod "Merry Christmas!" Hilty


Nuts - passed me over again!

Dale Greene

The NORAD website is part of a deliberate hoax designed to perpetrate the myth that a red-suited bearded dude actually flies a sled full of toys drawn by flying reindeer. What a load of malarky!

EVERYBODY knows that Santa is really a Time Lord. By adjusting the materialization circuit of his TARDIS he can materialize at exactly midnight in every home on earth. And the chameleon circuit allows him to appear as though he emerges from the fireplace. And how could he possibly fit all those toys unless his vehicle is considerably larger on the inside than the outside.

Thanks for the Laser-X, Santa! Hope you enjoyed the Guinness.

Bill Sullivan

I Want to Believe!

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