Re: Cross-Dressing Tips at the launch site

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- Tina Michelle Smith
  
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20 years ago

Thu, Jul 10, 2003 3:06 PM

Can anyone tell me what blouse would go best with a black and yellow
> rocket? I'd like to make a statement with my shoes while tracking down > this rocket but simply don't have any idea how to proceed. > > Ladies?

From a fashion point of view, your rocket is an accessory and should be finished to complement your outfit.

As for the launch range, forget the blouse and the pumps. Wear one of those "Harmless Nerd" T-shirts and Converse Chuck Taylor Hi-Tops. Since your rocket is black and yellow, I would suggest black Chucks. Those stilleto heels might look great on the dance floor, but they simply don't work when you are climbing a tree to recover your PML Tempest with the Hypertek motor.

Oh, and lose the underwire bra. I suggest a sports bra. You'll appreciate the support and comfort when running after that Li'l Nuke.

Tina Michelle Smith

Honestly, guys, did you think Chris was the only one?

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- putyourspamhere2000
  
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20 years ago

Thu, Jul 10, 2003 4:24 PM

But wouldn't all the lace and bows and ribbons spoil the aerodynamics? Oh, I know... make the parachute from some sexy silk underthings! Remember "streamer recovery"? There ya go... a use for those old silk stockings besides tying up your lover!

Life without pumps is a fate worse than death! And have no fear... if you are good at being a damsel in distress, some knight in shining armor will gallantly retrieve your rocket for you from the highest tree or the jaws of the fiercest yard-dog. Be sure to tell him what a hero he is, afterward. Knights in shining armor dig that sort of thing.

A lady should not run after a rocket. She should sort of "sashay" while her admirers and suitors chase it. Don't launch until you have a sufficient retinue of admirers.

Kisses & Tickles Helen Detroit

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- Quilly Mammoth
  
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20 years ago

Mon, Jul 14, 2003 12:27 AM

My college team had a bowl game at the Meadowlands. The temperature was in the teens, and the equipment manager forgot the "longies". As a replacement, he bought several cases of the largest "leggs" he could find. Several of the guys on the team went on to play pro ball. A pocket camera could have made me a millionaire!

But those things _did_ keep us warm! How females, let alone males, wear them in the summer is beyond me. Talk about "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire"! :)