A friend asked me to take her out,and insisted it be someplace expensive. We went to a gas station.
*** I went to the gas station and asked for $5 in gas. The attendant farted,took my money and left.
A friend asked me to take her out,and insisted it be someplace expensive. We went to a gas station.
Ba Rump Pump!!!! (Rim shot)
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