Comparing SolidWorks to a dog is pretty a pretty interesting concept. I decided to take it to strange new levels...
SolidDog Professional (the best dog money can buy!) SolidDog Maintenance (yearly shots, tags, checkups etc.) SolidDog Training (make SolidDog sit, stay, rollover etc.)
Care and feeding of SolidDog...
*) Take SolidDog out for a walk often (defrag your hard drive)
*) Buy premium food (use Windows 2000 or XP Pro)
*) Avoid feeding SolidDog junk food (beta software, untested shareware etc.)
*) Build or purchase the super deluxe dog house (brand name RAM, MB, video, plenty of cooling when it's hot etc.)
*) Keep SolidDog's home CLEAN and organized! (erase temp folder often, update drivers)
Troubleshooting...
P) SolidDog relieved himself on my carpet! S) See "Care and Feeding" if problem persists, call your VET (VAR)
P) SolidDog doesn't have as good of a spline as PRO/PitBull S) Send in an enhancement request to improve SolidDog DNA
P) SolidDog is SLOOOOW! S) Upgrade SolidDog's living conditions, send in E/R, talk to other SolidDog owners to see if they have tricks/tips
P) Why can't SolidDog do what I tell it! S) Sign up for SolidDog advanced training, send in E/R
Heh, this thing practically writes itself!
Mike Wilson
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