John:
Hey, check this thing out that I was just sent.
*Subject:* Jose & Carlos
Jose and Carlos are panhandling at the freeway off ramp each holding a sign.
Jose drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend. Carlos only brings in 2 to 3 dollars a day.
Carlos asks Jose how he can bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day.
Jose says, "Look at your sign."
I HAVE NO WORK, A WIFE & 6 KIDS TO SUPPORT.
"Now look at mine." Carlos looks at Jose's sign.
I ONLY NEED ANOTHER $10.00 TO MOVE BACK TO MEXICO