I have had a run of rude, aggressive, smart alec customers lately, mostly on auto jobs. Did an auto lockout yesterday, guy rings up and tells me his useless (*&*$_(^ wife has locked the keys in the #$(&%_% car at the local shopping center. He really sounded 'agro'. I was there in less than 10 minutes, to find this jerk yelling abuse at his missus in front of dozens of passing shoppers. The vehicle was fairly new, and this guy was all over me making sure I didn't scratch it or damage something. I stood back and told him to please stand back and give me room to work, as the car space was pretty tight between parked cars. He didn't like being told what to do, and said he would stand where ever he #(^_(^-# wanted. I had the car open in a couple of minutes, to an encore from this clown of, "oh, it took you long enough, I could have down what you just did". ............ I reached into the car, pushed the lock button down, slammed the door shut, and said to the guy "have fun smart arse". I looked at him standing by his car as I drove off, I really thought his head was going to explode, but his wife had a smile on her face.
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17 years ago