LOCK, STOCK, AND BARREL

Jan 17, 2006 Last reply: 20 years ago 3 Replies

LOCK, STOCK, AND BARREL


An entrepreneur attended an auction at which he won the bid on an old safe.



With dreams of a large fortune inside, he was told that the business from which



the safe originated was so long defunct, that no one had the combination.



Undaunted, he called a locksmith to try to get the safe open.


The first locksmith told the entrepreneur that it would cost forty dollars to



open the safe intact. However, tried as he might, he couldn’t open it, and



told the wealthy man that he had lost his money in buying the safe.


The entrepeneur then contacted another locksmith, a crusty, bent old man with



three days' growth of white whiskers, who took a long look at the safe, noted



its manufacturer and retired to his truck. Shortly, he returned with a power



drill, a ruler, and a small, bent piece of metal.


The locksmith measured a few inches from the dial and marked an "x" at the "two



o'clock" mark. It took more than half an hour for the old man to drill through



the safe's door. He then took the bent metal, hooked it through the hole and



fished around a few moments until a loud "CLICK" was heard. Turning the handle



the door swung open slowly.


The safe was empty.


Disappointed, the entrepreneur turned to the locksmith and asked the charge for



opening the safe.


"A hundred and twenty dollars," replied the locksmith.


"A hundred and twenty dollars?!" shouted the businessman, "That's outrageous!



The other man only wanted forty! I want an itemized bill for it!"


"Okay." The locksmith turned on his heel and returned to his truck. A few



minutes later, the entrepreneur was presented with a dirty piece of paper upon



which the locksmith had written:


"Charge for drilling hole --- $20



Charge for knowing WHERE to drill hole --- $100."



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g'day



That's a gun reference. The lock (mizzen, pan, hammer, etc) The stock (wood thingy that holds everything together) The barrel (place the bullet comes out)

sorry, I'm just picky that way.

But the orginal locks for flintlocks and wheelocks were made by the same people who crafted doorlocks - heance the common use of the word "lock"

Sorry - im picky that way....

<Just a person who's intrested in locks and lurks alot...>

But the three bears didn't have a lock that couldn't be opened by Goldilocks.[1]

[1] Probably shouldn't say that name around here. :)

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