Astronauts to be renamed to cosmonavts

Money spent on NASA disproportionately neglects the needs of liberal arts majors who aren't qualified to participate.

Liberal arts majors who aren't qualified to do anything, except work the counter of some fast food places.

And feed the researchers, scientist and engineers! See? Everybody had a job.

I thought it was a bit odd that the first economic turn-down in the 70s came just after NASA was throttled back.

Thousands of highly skilled (and well paid) engineers and production people were laid off - and then the economy tanked.

Gee, why would that happen???

Every Liberal action has an unfortunate reaction.

That's not what the gerbils said about you! ;-)

My rocket is headed for Uranus!

Sounds a bit like Newton.

Every action has an (unfortunate) reaction?

But...

For what it's worth...

I don't believe most of the "conservatives" I know are really conservatives. Many are simply bigots who go by a better name.

And the "liberals" are often "me-firsters".

I truly believe that the time is coming when all this politically (in)correctness will slough away and people will call things as the really are.

And it's coming soon...

Welcome to the Twenty-First Century!

I got severely bollocked at school for daring to suggest that the word "combine" (as in combine harvester) was of English origin, not Russian.

Michael Koblic, Campbell River, BC

Give them a break (in the head ?) they are skilled in slinging mud, ink, paint, scams...

Mart>

They said their sexual activity was none of your business! :)

Their heads are already broken, from slinging all that other s*it. :(

There have always been wolves in sheep's clothing.

And "me-onlys", like Daffy Duck yelling "It's mine! It's ALL mine".

I, for one am tired of being told I can't call a spade a shovel.

I wasn't sure I was going to get here.

Let'r rip! Marvin the Martin is waiting to blast you out of time space.

Most successful Russian inventor named Comrade Reguspatoff.

jsw

Then do it.