A lady from the local work force center called and asked if we could hire somebody and they pay the wages.
So, I just hired a new employee. You folks (taxpayers) pay the bill. Its only for 100 hours, but I couldn't believe my ears. Sounds like this is a continuing program and they (The govmint) will have several more.
I know you're shocked to find out the govmint is wasteful. Probably more shocked to see me dipping right in.
Karl