On Wed, 24 Sep 2008 08:03:29 -0400, the infamous Joseph Gwinn scrolled the following:
Har! I first read that as "varies with location of the critter." and thought 'Yeah, Africa, so elephant hide has to be 1/2" thick? Are Asian elephants thinner?' and got a good chuckle from it.
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