Happy Birthday, Jesus (and Crom, so you don't feel left out)
Thanks to all for another year of schoolin' in all things metal.
May your shops be merry and bright all year, your metal splinters small and quickly self-festering. And may Santa bring all you old farts new eyeglasses or longer arms.
Joyeux Noel Feliz Navidad Mele Kalikimaka Krismasi Njema
Meri Kurisumasu Chag Molad Sameach