new use for a tape measure

Nov 03, 2005 8 Replies

"Removed as invalid item".

So don't keep us in suspense, what was it already?

Jeff

It's still there. Go to ebay and search item number 4413525785 or use this:

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AL A.

I thought that what happens in Las Vegas stays in Las Vegas....

Jeff

Hmmm, looks more like an ad for HER than a tape measure. Of course, she might have had more success if she included a picture of herself!

Last couple of lines of the listing : DESCRIPTION OF UNATTACHED FEMALE THAT GOT DUMPED: Intelligent, funny, enthusiastic, passionate, optimistic and eager...to get rid of this constant reminder that I've made yet another bad choice in my life.

Jon

No matter how she looks. Would you like to have a girl that sells _your_ _tools_?

Nick

Probably a hooker. Then maybe not, she should have said something like she needs some REAL manly tools instead of this cheapy stanley.

"Jon Elson" wrote: Hmmm, looks more like an ad for HER than a tape measure. (clip) ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Maybe that's why e-bay pulled the ad.

NOOOOOO! Not that! I hear these stories every now and then and just cringe!

Jon

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