An older couple is lying in bed one morning.
They had just awakened from a good night's sleep.
She takes his hand and he responds, 'Don't touch me.'
'Why not?' she asked.
He answered, 'Because I'm dead.'
The wife asked...'What are you talking about? We're both lying here in bed together and talking to one another!'
He said, 'No, I'm definitely dead.'
She insisted, 'You are not dead. What in the world makes you think you're dead?'
'Because I woke up this morning and nothing hurts.'