The doctor said, "Bill, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."
>
>
> Bill was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to
> live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife.
>
>
>
> When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first
> time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of
> himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a
> different person.
>
>
>
> He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's
> clothing store and thought, "That's what I need... a new suit."
>
> He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." >
>
>
> The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44 > long."
>
> Bill laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"
>
> "Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said.
>
> Bill tried on the suit. It fit perfectly.
>
>
>
> As Bill admired himself lf in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How
> about a new shirt?"
>
>
>
> Bill thought for a moment and then said, "Sure."
>
> The salesman eyed Bill and said, "Let's see 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 > neck."
>
> Bill was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?"
>
>
>
> "Been in the business 60 years." Bill tried on the shirt and it fit > perfectly.
>
>
>
> Bill walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How
> about some new underwear?"
>
> Bill thought for a moment and said, "Sure."
>
>
>
> The salesman said, "Let's see... size 36."
>
> Bill laughed, "Ah ha! I got you; I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 > years old."
>
>
>
> The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A size 34
> would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you
> one hell of a headache."
>
>
>
> New suit - $400
>
>
>
> New shirt - $36
>
>
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> New under wear - $6
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>
>
> Second Opinion -PRICELESS
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