Straight feeler on a wiggler?

LOL! Am I the only one who sees humor in subject titles like this?! (My sophomoric funny bone never grew up.)

How Long is a Chinaman's name

Ettol Groff

I knew a chinese girl once, Way Tu Yung

The great Chinese novel Brown Spots on the Great Wall by Who Flung Dung

EG

Don't you guys know the Queen's English?

Of course she is.

Jim

Reminds me, we had a new engineer where I worked, name of "Wong". I stuck him with a name that I said came from the doctor's comment attending his birth -- "Some Ting."