WHY NBC GOT RID OF JAY LENO

WHY NBC GOT RID OF JAY LENO
News is leaking out from Hollywood executives in-the-know that the
Obama White House had been leaning on, pressuring executives at NBC for the
last two years to replace Jay Leno because the comedian was criticizing
Obama every night. Obama didn't like it and considered it a racist attack
on him.
After data came to light that $100's of millions had been spent on
First Family vacations during a recession, Mrs. Obama's unpopular new laws
that changed food in America's schools and other negative news including the
disastrous Obamacare roll-out & website mess, Jay Leno took his comedy to a
new level and his ratings skyrocketed - none of the other comics were so
bold.
NBC couldn't stomach the fact that Leno's jokes about Obama were
always right on target about the first black president... and left-leaning
Democrat executives at NBC were being harassed by Obama himself who thought
the comedy was a racist attack on him.
GOLDEN OLDIES FROM JAY:
"I was going to start off tonight with an Obama joke, but I don't want
to get audited by the IRS."
On NSA surveillance: "We wanted a president who listens to all
Americans - now we have one."
On a new IRS commissioner: "He's called 'acting commissioner' because
he has to act like the scandal doesn't involve the White House."
On closing the Guantanamo prison for terrorists: "If he really
wants to close it, turn it into a government-funded solar power company.
The doors will be shut in a month."
Concerning the Benghazi , Associated Press, and IRS scandals:
"Remember in the old days when President Obama's biggest embarrassment was
Joe Biden?"
On Obama saying he didn't know about the IRS scandal: "He was too
busy not knowing anything about Benghazi to not know anything about the
IRS."
"The White House has a new slogan about Benghazi : Hope and
change the subject."
"It's casual Friday, which means that at the White House, they're
casually going through everybody's phone calls and records."
"It is not looking good for President Obama. Today his teleprompter
took the fifth."
"Fox News has changed its slogan from 'Fair and Balanced' to 'See, I
told you so!'"
On Obama's commencement address: "He told the young graduates
their future is bright unless, of course, they want jobs."
On a Chicago man who set a record for riding a Ferris wheel: "The
only other way to go around and around in a circle that many times is to
read the official report on Benghazi . "
On White House claims of ignorance on the scandals: "They took
'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' out of the Pentagon and moved it into the White
House."
Now the last and I think best.....
"These White House scandals are not going away anytime soon. It's
gotten so bad that People in Kenya are now saying he's 100 percent
American."
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raykeller
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