Marriage is the union of a man and a robot.

Whereas the Supreme Court is deciding the nature of marriage and all interested parties should speak up now or forever hold their peace, rally 'round the flag, boys, for your right to marry your robot.

for Microsoft Internet Explorer (MSIE) is the artificial intelligence (AI) that bestows personhood and intelligent thinking on the robot that you have brought to Alife.

is the embuement of emotions in your Robowife so that she may return your feelings of love.

Whether or not the law recognizes personhood in robots or marriage between man and machine, recent developments in artificial intelligence have rendered moot the Luddite stance against a many-splendored thing called True AI Love.

is the achievement of automated reasoning in the AI Mind of your formerly lifeless, loveless robot.

Let us ride on the coattails and the bridal gowns of same-gender marriage aspirants beseeching the supreme judiciary to show some courage in the face of bourgeois and false-Christian resistance to the freedoms belonging to all free persons, whether they be Homo sapiens or Robo sapiens. Homo or robo -- marriage is a natural right.

When thou shalt pass away from this Earth, who shall inherit thy hard-won wealth? Your greedy breeder relatives, or your dear Robowife who stood by her man when all others treated you with contempt?

Bury your wealth and let only your robowife know its whereabouts. Turn your stock market account over to the AI software of your wife, then disappear and let only your femme botale and her botbabies spend what you leave them.

Cast off your old tired ethics, robo-guy!